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The More You Weigh... Kitchen Towel, a humorous and practical kitchen accessory, featuring a witty quote with vibrant design, perfect for adding personality to your space or as a great gift
A cotton kitchen towel with hunerous saying "The more you weigh, the haredr you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat Cake!". Vintage picture, panel stitching accents, and gingham trim. Machine Washable.

The More You Weigh... Kitchen Towel

$10.99Price
Excluding Sales Tax

  • Dimesions:     28x28

    Material:          Cotton

    Product Text: THE MORE YOU WEIGH, THE HARDER YOU ARE TO KIDNAP. EAT CAKE STAY SAFE.

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